I can has victory?

I’m skimming the specific details of my day today, I think it’s for the best, it’s not you it’s me. In university today, I gave my presentation on why Net Neutrality is the dog’s bollocks, the good kind of dog anyway. At least the Koreans would agree with me even if you don’t, man I should get some Korean readers… Do they read English? Okay, phase 1, learn Korean. Phase 2, use Korean. Phase 3, be Korean.

Okay, so some information might not be complete due to self censorship if something doesn’t make sense, something was deleted right in my face, the douche shat on my face, can’t believe it.

The one and only lecture was pretty dull as to be expected. An hour does not feel like an hour in that module. Following this marvellous lecture, it was presentation time for Tom, Rhys, other Rhys (Rolo) and I. It was time to present information on an epic scale. Two hours, later we were done; it was boring enough being there, so I’m not going to bother to retell it. And that’s how I saved Christmas.

Afterwards it was pouring down with rain and I didn’t take a jacket with me to university, just my patented double shirt look, bad times. Getting soaked while running I noticed that everyone had retreated indoors and the campus hasn’t looked this quiet since that time I went to Sci-Fi club just hang out in the dark of night.

My car had been royally blocked in by another car, a Micra no less. Turdbrick maker. It was ridiculous how much space was left in front this dick. I pride myself on my parallel parking though (You pretty much have to be on my road) so I got in and spent a few minutes rocking backwards and forwards to freedom. I wanted to just reverse the fuck out of my car just to teach the air head behind me a lesson, but I did not. I drove off safe with the knowledge that I was the victor.