Gwen: It hurts when I smile...
Pincus: I can fix that for you.
I’ve been finding it hard to write a nice lengthy essay on my day to day life or perhaps that’s worth reading. I know writing a blog isn’t an exactly writing a novel but I just like keeping a consistency between posts and timings. Looking at the main page is hard for me as it’s just not what I want and my urge to reset and redo kicks in. It’s something I get a lot in my life; I just get anal about...
Teenage girl has come clean about the tattoos on... →
“I lied about the tattoo blunder because my father was furious.”
The True Test of a Person
Yell “Higher Ground” into a crowded area. Don’t bother with anyone looking confused. Talk with those who yell “I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers!” Marry anyone who yells “I love the Power Rangers Movie!”
Man wakes from brain surgery as a talented artist →
“When Alan, 49, emerged from a gruelling 16-hour operation following his stroke, he found he had become a reborn ‘Michelangelo’ and was able to paint and draw with incredible detail.” Superpowers would have been nice, but it’s a start I guess.
Pirate Bay Nemesis Has Name Changed By Pranksters →
“Henrik Pontén, one of the Pirate Bay’s arch rivals, had quite a surprise recently when he received an unexpected piece of mail. The letter from the Swedish tax authority informed him that his request for a name change had been accepted and from now on, he would be officially known as ‘Pirate Pontén’.”
A Wedding Invitaion like No Other →
Quite a sweet idea to be honest. If I had that in the mail and read it, there would be way I could say no.
Futurama is coming back →
25 date ideas adapted from xkcd.com
howtofightloneliness: 1. Pretend you’ve never met, then loudly try out lame pickup lines in a swanky bar. Act like they worked. 2. Go on a walking journey and every fifteen feet draw a chalk arrow in the direction you’re going. At the end of the trip, leave a big pile of chalk. 3. Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen 4. Go for a drive. You can...
Everyone loves Pedobear, and why not, he’s an innocent cuddly bear. WRONG, don’t trust him.
Make My Day Sony
I’ve been watching coverage this year’s E3 and at 19:00 GMT, I hope Sony steals the show with a Slim PS3 announcement. It’s what they need to “re-invent” the failing product. I’d like to write more about why I want it to happen and why I might get one but I need to fit in some revision tonight. They didn’t and I am now sad.
Not Always Right →
Just a bunch of funny stories about mentally challenged customers. Here is a weird example: (After serving them their fast food, a woman with a family of six runs up to the counter, furious.) Customer: “You! You stacked our food wrong! Now my kids are crying!” Me: “Pardon?” Customer: “Come look!” (She brings me down to their table, where their three pre-teens are crying their eyes out...
360 Degrees of Badass →
Ron Perlman at the MTV Movie Awards. You might also want to check out 360 degrees of Sylar.